"I guess," A quick visual inspection revealed some minor cuts. The secretary heard the noise and rushed outside. Go away! And take your negative energy with you," she said in her normal voice. "Ma'am, it seems pretty clear to me you're just grasping at straws. "I am sensing an uncooperative attitude! Okay, I see dead people! And misfortune! I see sinister forces swirling around you. "So, I'm sensing you are experiencing distress?" "Yep," John replied. John shrugged his shoulders and walked into Madame Zu Zu's office. "Emily?" John Armitage bewilderedly asked. "She'll get right to you once she's done with her client." A few minutes later, out stepped Emily Dinglewood. "Are you here to get a psychic reading from Madame Zu Zu?" "Howdy," the receptionist said in a hillbilly accent. He went to Madame Zu Zu's Psychic Workshop. The next morning, he woke up with spiders in his mouth! But it was only when his big toe turned as black as Mayhem's music that he realized something was wrong. One night, he slipped in the bathtub and almost drowned. He got on the horn trying to sell it, but, bad things started to happen. However, an appraisal and the real world sale value are two different things. "I'd say this painting is worth five, ten thousand dollars easily. For you see, an eccentric man named Lewis Caalim Scribner painted it in 1897 from a vision he received while seeking spiritual enlightenment in a makeshift shelter in the woods outside Bristol, Tennesse.
The guy who appraised the painting as part of the show was neither of the aforementioned people. That's also where Omar's family was from. It was in the general vicinity of Aleppo, Syria in the year 1187 BCE. This painting commemorated one such occasion. They would sneak out of their underground home and eat babies. Unfortunately, not all the reptilians accepted their defeat. In return for his help, the humans agreed to form the Illuminati (Not Weishaupt's Illuminati, the original Illuminati that worshipped Moloch) thus trading one set of baby killing overlords for another. The humans finally defeated the reptiles with the help of Nyarlathotep. A few human enjoyed eating the reptiles but the human race was united against the reptiles because of their culinary habits. The vast majority of the reptiles enjoyed eating humans. To John's illustrious ancestor Henry, it would have been a historical painting just like Washington Crossing the Delaware or The Execution of Lady Jane Grey.įor you see, in the distant past, humanoid reptiles and humans coexisted.
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But to a top mind, it would be obvious that it was evil because it was chock full of Illuminati symbols such as eyes, triangles, stars and hideous humanoid reptiles devouring human infants. To the undiscerning eye, it looked like an ordinary but gruesome painting. Later on, the rest of the contestants won storage units of their own, but only the one won by Mr. After another bid war between all the participants, the storage unit was sold for $150 to John Armitage. There was one more bidder, Tom York, who made it a point never to voluntarily listen to Radiohead. "I got $70, will anyone bid $80," the auctioneer, Robert Jenkins asked. After a swift bidding war up to $70 the auctioneer said, "Going once," that's when the third participant, Omar Ahmed Ibrahim, bid. She also posted a lot of a communist memes on Facebook although she was actually a democratic socialist. She was a staunch misandrist and a big fan of artists such as Behemoth, Otep, The Used, American Head Charge, Dir En Grey and Taylor Swift. Never mind the time he almost died at the hands of an evil hypnotist, Robert Zomby, who was foiled by a rookie cop who's uncle's kindergarten teacher was once the foster mother of our second contestant, Emily Dinglewood. As far as he was concerned, occult incidents were a relic of the distant past. He had no interest in his famous ancestor. Henry Armitage of Arkham, Massachusetts was the first to bid. John Armitage, a distant relative of the late Dr. "How much for this storage unit? Can I get $10?" the auctioneer asked.
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